Monday, January 9, 2012

...So, I'm a "Hater"...?

So - a while ago, I made a comment on my FaceBook page describing my dislike for rap...

("music is like a box of chocolates - you throw away the rappers...")

...and I almost immediately get a text from my ex-sister-in-law, calling me a "hater".

Ummmm.... Duh? Is everyone so sensitive in this world now that being called a "hater" is a bad thing? Am I supposed to fall to my knees in utter disdain and repentance because I’ve been called a “hater”?

PUHLEEEZZZEEEEE…

Look - everyone has some form of hate in them.

Among the things I hate:

  • Rap,
  • Dogs,
  • Basketball,
  • the IRS,
  • Socialist Government policies,
  • runny eggs,
  • the 1991-1993 Chevy Caprice,
  • the Lifetime Network,
  • Oprah Winfrey,
  • the New York Rangers,
  • "Reality Television",
  • Oily fish (ie: Mackerel),
  • Religious Extremists,
  • Barney the Dinosaur,
  • Dora the Explorer,
  • Forced Multiculturalism,
  • and the New York Yankees.

So - because I:

  • have conscious thought,
  • have formulated my own opinions,
  • and decided after considering all options, that I hate certain items

...that labels me with a flaming "H" and makes me a "hater"?

So - call me a "hater".

I'm cool with that.

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