Ring if I'm not here...

...just made a delivery at an office - sign on the unoccupied desk said: "If nobody's at the desk, hit the gong."

Yes - a gong.

A full-sized gong was next to the desk, with a striking hammer sitting there...

...and it's just sitting there, teasing me.

(You KNOW I can't resist...)

BHWONNNNGGGGG!!!!

(HOLY CRAP!!! I could've woken the dead with that!)

The receptionist comes out from around the corner with a calm, "Can I help you?"

(Yeah - I think distributing aspirin for the staff on the 4th floor sounds good...)

God - I want one. The possibilities for mayhem are ENDLESS...