You have got to be fucking kidding me, right?
I get to work every day before 6am. They still have the packages rolling down the conveyor belts and my route will probably be resequenced at least 3 times before 6:45, so why bother, eh?
Therefore, I politely inform the boss of this, and ask him what his reasoning and logic is behind his request.
"It's good work ethic...
(Wait - is this schmuck trying to lecture me about work ethic?!?)
...it's the early bird that gets the worm!"
"Maybe so," I retort, "but it's the 2nd mouse that gets the cheese."
Yeah... the boss got a look on his face as if I had just informed him that I had just sodomized his cat... and HE WALKED AWAY!!!!
Even better - he didn't call to harass me once all day!
Gee - maybe I need to be philosophical more often...
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