Fun at Wal*Mart...

So - I found out that the local Wal*Mart now sells semi-automatic M-4 carbines.


No - it really does... the price is pretty incredible, too.



So- I check it out - run it thru its paces...

...good shoulder feel...
...stock closes nicely...
...cycles smoothly...
...turned it and aimed right at the security camera (probably making the guy monitoring me shit his drawers)...




God, I love living in Georgia...

Culinary tip for my Kids...

Blair's "Jersey Death Hot Sauce" is NOT ketchup...

...Bree is PAINFULLY paying for that mistake right now...

Sex and the single 10 Year Old...

...so Erin just yelled across the house, "NO BOOTY FOR KAYLEIGH!"

...uhhh...

...

...

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

(sometimes, I just don't wanna know...)

I see a long trip to the bathroom

I had a bunch of bread & bread "ends" that was going to go to waste, so I decided to make a mess of stuffing...

...and of course, Erin wants to help.

Sure - she's shredding bread, and helping out by dumping in the chopped celery into the bowl...

...but then she goes into the fridge.


"DAAAAADDDDDD... something's wrong with the butter...."


...butter? I'm out of butter. I have margarine, but that's up on the top shelf...


"What's wrong with it, honey?"

"It tastes weird!"


...tastes...? I am getting a bit scared here...


"What tastes weird?"

"The butter! The top's off, and it tastes weird!"


...ok - time to investigate...



I turn the corner, and see Erin...
...with half a spoonful...



...of bacon fat.


She ate the other half-spoonful.



...oh god...